Definition: never, not a chance


The company I work for is very tight with money. I asked for a raise, and my boss laughed and said, “When pigs fly!”

I want to manage the sales department. However, my performance is not good, and no one likes me. I guess the promotion will have to wait until pigs fly.



About Matt Krause

Matt began his professional life as an import buyer, and since 2006 has been teaching companies how to connect with their investors and clients better. His clients work in Istanbul, London, and Madrid for companies like Allianz, 3M, P&G, Citibank, and Reckitt Benckiser. He also walked across Turkey and wrote a book about it.